When I’m feeling a little low, I put on my favorite high heels to stand a little taller.
The hardest exercise for most of us fat people is that one where we push our chairback from the dinner table.
I’m in the public eye, so I don’t care who knows what I get done. If I see something sagging, dragging, or bagging, I get it sucked, tucked, or plucked.
Well, my smile’s pretty hard to miss, considering I’m a gal who likes her lipstick-the redder the better.
A positive attitude and a sense of humor go together like biscuits and gravy.
I count my blessings far more than I count my money.
Don’t judge me by the cover, ’cause I’m a real good book.
I love bald men. Just because you’ve lost your fuzz doesn’t mean you aren’t a peach.
Wildflowers don’t care where they grow.
You can do anything you want to do as long as you keep a good attitude and keep working at it. But the second you give up, you’re screwed.
Leave something good in every day.
I’ve never been more moved by a voice than I have been by Roy Orbison. I loved him personally, and I loved his voice. I think of him often and frequently listen to his songs.
I don’t trust anyone who does their own hair. I don’t think it’s natural.
My life has been very full.
Everything is nothing when you got no one.
Got those moods a swinging, tears a slinging, nothing fits me, when it hits me, ranting, raving, misbehaving, PMS blues.
If teardrops were pennies and heartaches were gold, I’d have all the treasures my pockets could hold.
Here you come again, looking better than a body has a right to.
I’ll oil wells love you. I’ll oil wells care. I’ll oil wells need you. I want you oil wells dear.
You’re no Elvis Presley, I’m no Marilyn Monroe, but I do think you’re sexy, just thought I’d tell you so.