I write what I write, say what I say, ’cause I feel what I feel, and if I did it different, it would make me a liar! So I’d rather be an honest person than a good liar.
God is in everything I do and all my work glorifies Him.
It’s a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I’d be a drag queen.
My boobs are fake, my hair’s fake but what is real is my voice and my heart.
Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.
Being brought up very religious, I have a fear of people that look to idol gods. But we are idols and we’re all gods, so to speak, and I think that celebrities should acknowledge their responsibility, because we are in a position to help.
I was the first woman to burn my bra – it took the fire department four days to put it out.
We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.
I pray a lot. I pray that God will show me what to do and will guide me and lead me.
I prefer my music. I’m more of a one-nighter kind of person than to do a squat-down job for three months or whatever.
Smile, it enhances your face value.
There’s a heart beneath the boobs and a brain beneath the wig.
The only way I’d be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue.
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.
Sometimes when I’m under pressure, if I think somebody is expecting stuff from me, I’ll do better than if I was just left on my own. I can sit down – I’m a skilled writer, I’ve been doing it all my life – and I can get down to it.
I’m old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I’d tell them where to put it.
People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don’t know, I’m never there.
I think that all creative people are a little bit nuts...
Sometimes I like to run naked in the moonlight and the wind, on a little trail behind our house, when the honeysuckle blooms. It’s a feeling of freedom, so close to God and nature.
I look at myself like a show dog. I’ve got to keep her clipped and trimmed and in good shape.