Very few people look the part and are it too.
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. If all you can see is your shadow, you’re blocking your own light. If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I’d have fewer imaginary ones.
Don’t ever slam a door, you might want to go back.
Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are.
I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.
Why resist temptation? There will always be more.
Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I’d have fewer imaginary ones.
An honourable agreement among men as to their conduct toward women, and it was devised by women.
Some people have nothing but experience.
I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do.
Interruptions are the spice of life.
Intellectuals should never marry; they won’t enjoy it; and besides, they should not reproduce themselves.
Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.
Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people.
The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice.
Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.
The mind of man has no defense To equal plain, old common sense. This homely virtue don’t despise, If you would be happy as well as wise.
Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.