Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest.
After all there is something about a wedding-gown prettier than in any other gown in the world.
Jewels! It’s my belief that when woman was made, jewels were invented only to make her the more mischievous.
Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass.
The only athletic sport I ever mastered was backgammon.
That questionable superfluity small beer.
Fix yourself upon the wealthy. In a word, take this for a golden rule through life: Never, never have a friend that is poorer than yourself.
Self-defense is the clearest of all laws; and for this reason – the lawyers didn’t make it.
It takes all sorts of people to make a world.
Wit, like money, bears an extra value when rung down immediately it is wanted. Men pay severely who require credit.
What women would do if they could not cry, nobody knows. What poor, defenceless creatures they would be!
Don’t buy a single vote more than necessary.