I really think I write about everyday life. I don’t think I’m quite as odd as others say I am. Life is intrinsically, well, boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course, it almost never does; that’s what makes it so boring.
Life is intrinsically, well, boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course, it almost never does; that’s what makes it so boring.
I suppose it was obvious that The Loathsome Couple was based on the Moors Murders, which disturbed me very greatly for some reason.
Mr Earbrass escaped from Messrs Scuffle and Dustcough, who were most anxious to go into all the ramifications of a scheme for having his novels translated into Urdu, and went to call on a distant cousin.
Books, Cats, Life is Good.
There are so many things we’ve been brought up to believe that it takes you an awfully long time to realize that they aren’t you.
It’s well we cannot hear the screams we make in other people’s dreams.
Explaining something makes it go away, so to speak; what’s important is left after you have explained everything else.
My mission in life is to make everybody as uneasy as possible. I think we should all be as uneasy as possible, because that’s what the world is like.
My favorite journey is looking out the window.
When people are finding meaning in things – beware.