Piety is the tinfoil of pretense.
The newspapers print what the people want, and thus does the savage still swing his club and flourish his spear.
Woman’s inaptitude for reasoning has not prevented her from arriving at truth; nor has man’s ability to reason prevented him from floundering in absurdity.
Put yourself in the other man’s place and then you will know why he thinks certain things and does certain deeds.
Old ways will always remain unless some one invents a new way and then lives and dies for it.
Make two grins grow where there was only a grouch before.
Dignity is a mask we wear to hide our ignorance.
The Businessman is one who supplies something great and good to the world, and collects from the world for the goods.
There are three sides to every question-where a divorce is involved.
One great, strong, unselfish soul in every community could actually redeem the world.
The reward of a good deed is in having done it.
Two-thirds of all preachers, doctors and lawyers are hanging on to the coat tails of progress, shouting, whoa! while a good many of the rest are busy strewing banana peels along the line of march.
Anyone who idolizes you is going to hate you when he discovers that you are fallible. He never forgives. He has deceived himself, and he blames you for it.
Academic education is the act of memorizing things read in books, and things told by college professors who got their education mostly by memorizing things read in books.
I rather like the World. The Flesh is pleasing and the Devil does not trouble me.
All wages are based primarily on productive power. Anything else would be charity.
Action is thought tempered by illusion.
Polygamy: An endeavour to get more out of life than there is in it.
Conformists die, but heretics live forever.
The stupidity of one brain multiplied by twelve.