People are afraid of you, Arty. Girls are terrified of you. You’re a fifteen-year-old in a bespoke suit, and nobody died.
Yes. Because every family needs a laser for thier family jet.
I feel like Alice falling into Wonderland. A line came to him: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.
Sometimes plans don’t translate smoothly from paper to real life.
She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl.
There is always a use for everything, Victor had told him. Even pain.
That was all he said, except for “Aaaeerrgghhh.” Which is not really a word. But the reason that he screamed “Aaaeerrgghhh” was that Franco had bitten him savegly on the wrist.
I’m LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders.
Artemis: Holly, how did you find me? Holly: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now, who could that be?
If you were me, then I’d be you, and if I were you, then I’d hide somewhere far away.
This was a nightmare scenario for any bodyguard: stuck in the middle of a transparent tube, several miles underwater, with a murdering band of fugitives at one end and an enthralled but still highly skilled police officer at the other.
Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.
We get an apartment together, and after a whirlwind courtship you marry my sister and honeymoon in Vegas.
Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense.
Caballine likes me to be masterful. She calls me her stallion.
Benny was awake again. Happened every morning.
Sounded like girls. Mixed feelings on that score. He didn’t despise them with the same passion he used to. In fact, Benny suspected that there would come a time in the not-too-distant future when he might develop a mysterious interest in them.
Vinyaya was being openly antagonistic, and that was an emotion that could be trusted, unless of course it was a bluff and the commander was a secret fan of his, unless it was a double bluff and she really did feel antagonistic.
A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again.
And it’s amazing how much noise people ignoring each other can make.