The public has always expected me to be a playboy, and a decent chap never lets his public down.
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
There is nothing like lying flat on your back on the deck, alone except for the helmsman aft at the wheel, silence except for the lapping of the sea against the side of the ship. At that time you can be equal to Ulysses and brother to him.
You can never trust a human being to behave as you would have expected in a given circumstance.
It isn’t what they say about you, it’s what they whisper.
Any man who dies with more than $10000 to his name is a failure.
If they say I am inconsistent let them say it, for it is true, because inconsistency is a part of living.
I like the Whisky old an the women young.
The rest of my life will be devoted to women and litigation.
By instinct I’m an adventurer; by choice I’d like to be a writer; by pure, unadulterated luck, I’m an actor.
It is a mistake to think you cant be hurt if you don’t care.
I intend to live the first half of my life. I don’t care about the rest.
I portray myself as wicked, hoping I will not be regarded as wicked. But I may be wicked in the biblical sense.