Don’t tell me what I’m not doing when I’m doing what you don’t think I’m doing!
I’ll tell you this: You have to remember to chase and catch your dreams, because if you don’t, your imagination will live in empty spaces, and that’s nowhere land.
Relationship. R-E-L-A-T-I-O-N-S-H-I-P means this: Really exciting love affair turns into overwhelming nightmare. Sobriety hangs in peril.
Drinking your own blood is the paradigm of recycling.
Do you know what chaos stands for? C-H-A-O-S stands for Critical Hate And Overwhelming Stupidity.
If you take shortcuts, you get cut short.
Imagination is the hood ornament on your car of creativity.
Theres a woman in Arkansas that’s such a bad cook, that a swarm of flies got together and repaired her screen door.
I love love, and I love life. I love. I just love. It’s just great. It’s the most enduring element we have is love.
Acting is a trick word invented in the festival of Dionysus, before Christ, in Greece at a fertility festival. That’s where theatre came from: a fertility festival. No women were allowed. All the men played all the parts.
If you put that straight jacket on me, I am going to pull your endocrine system out of your body.
The most powerful thing we have is our psyche. And to use our minds, we must be clear, vulnerable and open, which will take us to places we didn’t even know were there or couldn’t imagine ourselves going.
Be nice to everyone and tell jokes.
When angels fly inside your heart, that’s when you can fly.
Fun stands for finally understnding nothing. And that’s what’s fun about fun, you don’t have to get it.
Five parts of my brain contain alien power, whatever I do or say cannot be denied on the intergalactic highway of existence.
I am proud to tell Hollywood that I am a Christian. For the first time I am now free to be myself.
You are a gut maggot with no guts.
You know what ‘DOUBT’ stands for? It stands for ‘Debate On Understanding Bewildersome Thoughts.’
Faith gives me the ability to rise above anything, because what is true in the spiritual realm is forever true. It cannot be denied.