He was royalty. So what? Everyone had a flaw.
Yeah, okay. You’re right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steak, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn’t tell. In exchange I asked him to gather his best undead buddies and stalk me through my friend’s yard. And oh, yeah, it was totally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night-dinner buffet, because having organs is SO last year.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you.
He’d never be able to touch her, and as passionate as she was, she would eventually need a man who could. He’d never had to worry about these things before because he’d never been with a woman. Not even before his possession. He’d been too busy then, too involved in his job. Maybe he needed to join Workaholics Anonymous, he thought dryly. He had to be the only millennia-old virgin in history.
I put the fun in funeral.
My Zombie Ate Your Honor Student.
If at first you don’t succeed, kill your opponent.
Scars speak for you. They say you’re strong, and you’ve survived something that might have killed others.
Let your light shine, never look back and live as if today is your last day... because it just might be.
Hate is like drinking a vial of poison and expecting it to harm the other person, You’re not hurting the guy, only yourself.
Those we love, we can grow to hate. And life... life can be perfect one minute and in shambles the next.
Let’s play a little game I like to call Cole’s in Charge and Ali’s Not.
I agree with you. Now let’s put on our big-girl panties and go convince Mr. Always Right that he’s seriously wrong.
The most destructive or constructive actions begin with a single thought.
Remember, the truth hurts for a little while. Lies hurt forever.
Never forget that evil is evil. You cannot change it. You cannot lead it to the light. But, if you let it, evil can lead you to the darkness.
Real love never fails, never fades, and the greatest expression of it is giving.
I’d rather the world considered me crazy while I go down fighting than spend the rest of my life hiding from the truth.
Pickup line... pickup line... she racked her brain until she found an explanation and brightened. “Mine would be – roses are red, violets are blue, if you don’t do what I say I will kill you.
I’m usually a big fan of sexual tension, but this is like an X-rated kindergarten class, with two little jerks crushing on each other, both too stupid to admit it out loud.