First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
You have nothing to do but mention the quantum theory, and people will take your voice for the voice of science, and belive anything.
Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work.
In a battle all you need to make you fight is a little hot blood and the knowledge that it’s more dangerous to lose than to win.
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
The best place to find God is in a garden. You can dig for him there.
Socialism is the same as Communism, only better English.
The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want and if they can’t find them, make them.
The test of a man or woman’s breeding is how they behave in a quarrel.
If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion.
When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold yourself up as a warning and not as an example.
Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power.
An asylum for the sane would be empty in America.
You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul.
Find enough clever things to say, and you’re a Prime Minister; write them down and you’re a Shakespeare.
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he’ll never stop to trouble about whether he’s happy or not.
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.