I’m the old-fashioned type who prefers to meet a woman in a more normal setting. I don’t like to feel that I’m being hunted down. I’ve always liked to do my own hunting when it comes to meeting women.
Never get behind old people. Their bodies are littered with hidden metal and they never seem to appreciate how little time they have left.
I would vote for Johnny Depp. We could use a president that could swashbuckle.
What you learn after you are 40 is that it is just about plugging up holes in the boat. You just hope you have enough corks to plug enough of the holes.
Yes, I slouch. My mother tells me that.
My life isn’t focused on results. My life is really focused on the process of doing all the things I’m doing, from work to relationships to friendships to charitable work.
I had a Tesla. I was one of the first cats with a Tesla. But I’m telling you, I’ve been on the side of the road a while in that thing.
I rarely tell anybody what they should be doing with their life.
The simple truth is that everyone has an opinion, everyone has the right to voice it, and they should if they want to.
Let’s face it: Bush is just dim.
Venice is the prettiest city I’ve ever seen. It looks like a Disneyland ride.
When you’re young, you tend to believe what people tell you, and that’s dangerous. As you get older, you learn that you’re never as good or as bad as they say you are. If you understand this, you win.
It’s fun to slap people around.
I’ve been my most happy and my most unhappy in relationships. I have family and friends and people I care very much about. I’ve got a really, really, really good life.
I don’t mind what they say as long as they’re not being mean.
Do you want the truth or the politically correct version? The truth is that I go plastic, it’s so much easier. And I like to put the bags over my head at night when I sleep, which I think all the kids at home should try. Kidding!!
I’m the least metrosexual cat you’ve ever met. I’ve never had my fingernails or toenails done, and I’ve cut my own hair longer than other people have cut my hair.
The hardest thing is trying not to correct everything on the Internet. It’d be night and day – wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. So you just have to say, All right, I’ll take it, bring it on.
I want to be the George Clooney of music.
I don’t believe in happy endings but I believe in happy journeys.