Don’t be a scared, dickless boy all your life, letting people push you around, letting people bring up the fear in you.
I realized I was humming “Uncle John’s Band” to myself for no good reason.
So you can see why the whole hand-job thing felt like a natural career progression.
When I take to my bed, it’s good to know whether I’m sick or just lazy.
I was never really on my side in any argument.
I’ve always thought I could commit the perfect murder. People who get caught get caught because they don’t have patience; they refuse to plan.
No wedding ring. I wondered when I began to notice such things.
I eat beef jerky and ride with bare feet on the dashboard. We.
What have we done to eachother?
It makes me think that everyone is very wrong, that love should have many conditions. Love should require both partners to be their very best at all times. Unconditional love is an undisciplined love, and as we all have seen, undisciplined love is disastrous.
That would be our luck.
Reporters are like vampires, Curry likes to say. They can’t come into your home without your invitation, but once they’re there, you won’t get them out till they’ve sucked you dry.
I can feel a better version of me somewhere.
Nothing to it but to do it, nothing to it but to do it.” Diane’s mantra.
She had perfect skin, so free of blotches or wrinkles, her face so perfect and character-free she could have just popped out of the womb. They all seemed unfinished. I wanted them to go away.
I’m always looking for a reason to disregard.
Because every morning you have to wake up and be you.
In a few years you may find a Starbucks, which will bring the town what it yearns for: prepackaged, preapproved mainstream hipness.
Does anyone do anything profusely except apologize? Sweat, I guess.
She was one of those middle-aged women who thought they were fooling people.