I’m not interested in breaking news. I’m interested in telling the story of what’s going on and then trying to figure it out.
I’m the whitest guy you will ever meet. The first time I saw an African-American, my dad had to tell me to stop staring.
You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one – I can’t speak for you, but I’m on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.
By the way, I’m not just one man with a chalkboard. I’m one man with four chalkboards.
America, I’m gonna shoot straight with you, I think I’ve wasted your time. I think this is the first time I have wasted an hour of your time. I apologize for that.
I say on the air all time, “if you take what I say as gospel, you’re an idiot.”
You never fully appreciate what you had until you don’t have it anymore.
I mean a racist, hate-filled host who is openly trying to get people to be violent would have zero viewers in the America I know and love.
There are a lot of universities that are as dangerous with the indoctrination of the children as terrorists are in Iran or North Korea. We have been setting up reeducation camps. We call them universities.
Every time somebody new gets the Ebola virus, it mutates.
The government is trying to now close the Lincoln Memorial for any kind of large gatherings.
I haven’t seen a half-monkey, half person yet.
If I’m ever in a weird car accident, or I commit suicide or something, after the media stops celebrating my death, could they check into it? Because I’m not suicidal. And I’m a pretty good driver.
What I am feeling in myself, and what is happening to my physical body, to some extent, and what is happening to me mentally, is not a depression, is not a death. It is a transformation. It is a transcendence.
It is a bizarre world. It is an upside down, inside out, quantum physics world. It is the eve of destruction in America.
I know the struggles that are ahead in my life and I know the struggles that are ahead in your life. It’s not going to be pretty.
You can either complain about how hard your life is, or you can realize that only you are responsible for it.
You can’t love your mother or father if you don’t also have the capacity to grieve their deaths and, perhaps even more so, grieve parts of their lives.
Everyone wants to feel loved, but when all you feel is alone it’s tough to accomplish anything else.
A-tone-ment-its a chance to fix the unfixable and to start all over again. It begins when you forgive yourself for all you’ve done wrong, and forgive others for all they’ve done to you. Your mistakes aren’t mistakes anymore, they’re just things that make you stronger.