This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it’s all checks and no balances.
A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.
Never place a period where God has placed a comma.
We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.
This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn’t say how far to separate them.
I’m having my platform run up by a movie set designer, so it will be very impressive from the front, but not too premanent. After all, there’s no sense putting a lot of time and thought into something you’ll have no use for after you’re elected.
They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.
I fully realize that every promise I make, the Republicans will double and the Democrats will redouble. They think this will make me vulnerable, but they don’t know I have some tricks up my sleeve, along with a box of raisins to munch on while I’m waiting for the returns to come in.