This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it’s all checks and no balances.
A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.
Never place a period where God has placed a comma.
We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.
This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn’t say how far to separate them.
I’m having my platform run up by a movie set designer, so it will be very impressive from the front, but not too premanent. After all, there’s no sense putting a lot of time and thought into something you’ll have no use for after you’re elected.
They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.
Every man is born with the ability to do something well. This is what the Lord intended him to do. Using that ability – what life is all about.
I fully realize that every promise I make, the Republicans will double and the Democrats will redouble. They think this will make me vulnerable, but they don’t know I have some tricks up my sleeve, along with a box of raisins to munch on while I’m waiting for the returns to come in.