My favorite party trick is to wear nothing but a gold thong in the house.
I like girls, but I prefer having a girlfriend. I like having someone I can spoil.
Australian schools have cool uniforms. I wish I had to wear a woven straw hat for maths.
A good since of humor and someone who is loyal and cute-I like cute girls.
I’ve got a really good family; I’ve got great friends around me.
I like girls who have two eyes.
Tall girls are hot. Short girls are cute.
Bisexual? Me? I don’t think so. I’m pretty sure I’m not.
I’m tired of going to an empty bedroom every night. I wish I had a girl I could cuddle with.
I do miss having someone to spoil, somebody that you can just sit with for a bit.
The first time I had sex, I was scared I got the girl pregnant. And that was despite the fact we were safe. Luckily, we were fine. I would never risk not wearing a condom, it’s too much of a risk. If you’re not ready for a child, then don’t risk it.
I’ve got four nipples. I think I must have been a twin, but the one other went away and left its nipples behind.
I find ambition really attractive too – if someone’s good at something they love doing. I want someone who is driven.
Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana.
If you’re going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as well hit them hard.
Simple, yet effective!
I can see how you could get dragged into the bad stuff, but I’ve got good friends around me, good family. I think I’ve got my head screwed on.
I just woke up and found a large butterfly on me. When did that happen?
I heard some stuff recently from Julian Casablancas, and his solo stuff is amazing. If I could write with anyone, it would be him.
I want a girl who respects herself. It means her standards are high and if I fit them then id be honored. If she’s easy then what does that say about me?