We got a little rule back home: If it’s brown, drink it down. If it’s black, send it back.
I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.
If any man obeys the gods, they listen to him also.
The man does better who runs from disaster than he who is caught by it.
It is not strength, but art, obtains the prize, And to be swift is less than to be wise.
Whatever day Makes man a slave, takes half his worth away.
Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow.
I’ve gone back in time to when dinosaurs weren’t just confined to zoos.
A hunter of shadows, himself a shade.
And they die an equal death – the idler and the man of mighty deeds.
All strangers and beggars are from Zeus, and a gift, though small, is precious.
The proof of battle is action, proof of words, debate. No time for speeches now, it’s time to fight.
The stars never lie, but the astrologers lie about the stars.
Like leaves on trees the race of man is found,- Now green in youth, now withering on the ground; Another race the following spring supplies: They fall successive, and successive rise.
Nothing in the world is so incontinent as a man’s accursed appetite.
Look at me! I’m a puffy pink cloud!
No TV and no beer makes Homer something something.
The information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek.
When are people going to learn? Democracy doesn’t work.
Once you go Vatican, you never go back again.