We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel without me. I have started producing a sound for the channel.
There are a lot of so-called “good Americans” who are really a bunch of bums.
I’m a believer that satellite radio, whether I’m on it or not, will take off.
You’ve got to be a little vicious. You’ve got to be narcissistic. You’ve got to be on fire about your career.
Relationships are based on trust until you meet someone new.
Don’t let the government win.
I can’t imagine the biggest blow to me was that marriage not working out. That just flipped me out.
I’m in a war, a cultural war.
Rick Shapiro is a top comedian.
It’s no treat being in bed with me.
I’m down with just the Backstreet Boys.
Mike Walker is the Hemingway of gossip.
It’s okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly.
I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.
I’m not a good listener some times. I’m too much of a control freak. I’m learning to be better. I was so caught up in just getting the job done that I would miss out on the human aspect of this. There was a connection missing.
I’m a parent, and I regulate what my kids listen to. I don’t need the government to be the parent. If I’m a crappy parent, then I need the government involved.
I’m about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.
I’m going to take over the world. Everyone watch out, you’re in big trouble.
I’m sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don’t think there’s any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.
When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.