Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.
Writing is the flip side of sex – it’s good only when it’s over.
Those who fail to learn from the brutal stompings visited on them in the past are doomed to be brutally stomped in the future.
Fear is just another word for ignorance.
Beware of looking for goals: look for a way of life. Decide how you want to live and then see what you can do to make a living WITHIN that way of life.
Have an objective to give your bender a theme. For instance, stalking and killing a wild pig with a bowie knife.
It is not necessary to accept the choices handed down to you by life as you know it.
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
I miss Nixon. Compared to these Nazis we have in the White House now, Richard Nixon was a flaming liberal.
There is no such thing as paranoia. Your worst fears can come true at any moment.
If Sunday is the Lord’s day, then Saturday belongs to the Devil. It is the only night of the week when he gives out Free passes to the Late show at the Too Much Fun Club.
If there is in fact, a heaven and a hell, all we know for sure is that hell will be a viciously overcrowded version of Phoenix.
In some circles, the Mint 400 is a far, far better thing than the Superbowl, the Kentucky Derby, and the lower Oakland roller derby finals all rolled into one. This race attracts a very special breed.
Good news is rare these days, and every glittering ounce of it should be cherished and hoarded and worshipped and fondled like a priceless diamond.
If you can’t make yourself understood by your friends, you’ll be in trouble when your enemies come for you.
A sense of humor is the main measure of sanity.
Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
Nixon was a professional politician, and I despised everything he stood for – but if he were running for president this year against the evil Bush-Cheney gang, I would happily vote for him.
The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride.