Fair isn’t fair, Dean. Like I’m supposed to help you because fair is fair? Try I need you to help me so I wont rip out your spine and beat you with it. I might respond to that, maybe.
Can I come in? No! I’m in a towel! I’m blind!
Excellent. They were flammable.
Sometimes when you’re at your most certain, that’s when everything you know is wrong.
Sometimes a happy delusion is better than grim reality.
Lots of women are gifting themselves with diamonds for their right hand.
Yes. I owed my life, Angel’s life, and my mother’s life to a mutant’s ability to create industrial-strength snot.
Once I was seated, I couldn’t help people-watching. I’ll admit it, I’m an addict from way back.
I’m a freaking princess when it comes to other people’s feelings. Yo dogbreath, get your paws of the everglades. -Max.
Excuse me? I’m alive too.
Then I went to bed and cried into my pillow. I wasn’t sad, not at all. It was just so beautiful to have an intense feeling and the right words at the same time. What are we but our stories?
When your own romantic life is falling apart, everyone else’s looks fabulous.
It was a little weird that they were friends. But then, maybe freaks just tended to find each other.
Why, the little Voice inside my head, of course. You mean you don’t have one? I did.
What’s so funny ’bout peace, love, and world destruction?
Just in case you thought elephants were all sweetness, I can attest to the fact that this one had the time of her life scaring the bejeezus out of those dudes.
Homework is a term that means grown up imposed yet self-afflicting torture.
You’re my best friend, my first and only love, and the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen.
People always remember the worst day of their lifes. It becomes a part of them forever.
It was like meeting someone out of your dreams, or fantasies, or a beloved character from a favorite book.