The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
Language because of our deep inner need to complain...
If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?
I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we look in and the same stuff is still going on.
I made some studies, and reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. I can take it in small doses, but as a lifestyle, I found it too confining. It was just too needful; it expected me to be there for it all the time, and with all I have to do – I had to let something go.
You don’t know what it’s like! Hyperactive twins! When they turned three, my doctor prescribed Ritalin – I wouldn’t dream of giving a drug to my children, but it does help when I take it myself.
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
I worry that humanity has been “advanced” to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.
A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?
One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer’s and has forgotten we exist.
Nothing makes you realize you don’t know what you want more than getting what you want.
Mirrors can’t talk. Luckily for you, they can’t laugh either.
If you are a human being, you might as well face it. You are going to rub a lot of people the wrong way.
I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents.
Infinity: Time on an ego trip.
I feel like my life is just passing me by like two ships in the night. And I have missed both boats.
I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas.
I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu!
Unless you are at a picnic, life is no picnic.
Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.