Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?
You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.
You can see the true heart of a man when you’re out in the woods with a weapon.
Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.
It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown.
Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.
My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool.
When you have a flaming hot donut in your hand and your trying to eat it your not worried about 10 and 2.
I’ve been showing up late and dirty all my life.
I don’t like meat from the grocery store, it makes me nervous.
Going to a bar or pool hall doesn’t mean you’re a drunk, just like sitting in a henhouse doesn’t make you a chicken. It’s the same in the opposite setting. Sitting in a church building doesn’t make you a follower of Christ.
If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.
I’m going to use whatever God blesses me with as a platform to tell the world that God is for you. He proved it through sending Jesus down here to die for us and be resurrected. And for us that gives us second chances and it gives us hope, and so we spread that message everywhere.
Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth.
I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.