God gave me a great body and it’s my duty to take care of my physical temple.
If you phone a psychic and she doesn’t answer the phone before it rings, hang up.
I am fascinated by air. If you remove the air from the sky, all the birds would fall to the ground. And all the planes, too.
A cookie has no soul, it’s just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there’s the potential for life.
You know, I looked at my face in the mirror this morning, and I like being old. My face has more content and when I train in the gym now, I am not training to be strong or handsome – just better than I was yesterday. These days the race is just against myself.
I’ve had my ups and downs. My fair share of bumpy roads and heavy winds. That’s what made me what I am today.
A pair of legs engineered to defy the laws of physics and a mindset to master the most epic of splits.
According to statistics, one person out of five is disturbed. If there are four people around you who seem normal, that’s not good.
You can create the perfect triceps by just pushing yourself off your wall.
Air is beautiful, yet you cannot see it. It’s soft, yet you cannot touch it. Air is a little like my brain.
Showing myself nude from behind doesn’t pose any problems, but from the front that’s another story. I don’t want to lose all my fans!
It looks good when you see someone kicking at the age of 51 with no double. It’s kinda cool for people to know that past 50 we can keep flexible.
My last fight was more than 20 years ago. I’m not a fighter, I’m a lover. If somebody’s going to speak bad about me, I will walk away. But if a guy like Steven Seagal slaps me once, I will slap him twice as hard. Life is full of violence.
I’m fast, why? Because I eat vegetables.
Everybody understands a slap in the face. In Japan, Belgium, or America, a punch is a punch. Comedy will be different in Europe or America or Japan, so my movies are very international.
I’m not complaining about doing 20-hour days. It’s a joy to be able to work on yet another film.
Obviously I’ve taken drugs.