You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one’s better in bed.
Don’t kiss me like a woman if you’re going to treat me like a child.
You called her Kitten? And she let you? She put me in a coma for three days when I called her that! My balls never recovered from her smashing them into my spine!
I think we need to have a little talk, woman to skank.
She’s my kitten, and no one else’s.
Where are you, bloodsuckers? Here, fangy, fangy, fangy...