Polka will never die.
You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!
In the action business, when you don’t want to say you ran like a mouse, you call it ‘taking cover.’ It’s more heroic.
I think that men ought to treat women like something other than weaker men with breasts.
Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon – perfect.
Love is another kind of power, which shouldn’t surprise you. Magic comes from emotions, among other things. And when two people are together, in that intimacy, when they really, selflessly love each other it changes them both. It lingers on in the energy of their lives, even when they are apart.
Smiling always seems to annoy people more than actually insulting them. Or maybe I just have an annoying smile.
It isn’t good to hold on too hard to the past. You can’t spend your whole life looking back. Not even when you can’t see what lies ahead. All you can do is keep on keeping on, and try to believe that tomorrow will be what it should be – even if it isn’t what you expected.
Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.
See? This is why I’m not religious. I couldn’t possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else.
A technicality I’m prepared to hide wildly behind.
Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?
Heroism doesn’t pay very well. I try to be cold-blooded and money-oriented, but I keep screwing it up.
Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries.
Hope is a force of nature. Don’t let anyone tell you different.
Fear is a part of life. It’s a warning mechanism. That’s all. It tells you when there’s danger around. Its job is to help you survive. Not cripple you into being unable to do it.
Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don’t-even-blink wench.
Age is always advancing and I’m fairly sure it’s up to no good.
If you can’t stop the bad thoughts from coming to visit, at least you can make fun of them while they’re hanging around.
Punctuality is for people with nothing better to do.