I just thank God I don’t live in a trailer.
Why don’t we get drunk and screw?
I’m a big follower and reactor to weather.
While my mind is flexible, these brittle bones don’t bend.
They send you off to college, try to gain a little knowledge, but all you want to do is learn how to score.
Maybe there is another who sees life not as a flickering candle but as a torch that can illuminate an undiscovered world.
I know a girl made of memories and phrases, lives her whole life in chapters and phases...
Tell me where are the flashbacks they all warned us would come?
Is it time for your medication or mine?
Is it ignorance or apathy, I forget the lessons taught to me.
What if life is just a cosmic joke, like spiders in your underwear.
There’s no ‘dumb-ass’ vaccine.
Cheeseburger in paradise!
I always said that I wouldn’t use a teleprompter, and if I start to sing real flat, I’ll hang it up.
Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.
You know, as a writer, I’m more of a listener than a writer, cuz if I hear something I will write it down.
Shells sink, dreams float. Life’s good on our boat.
We need more fruitcakes in this world, and less bakers!
Gluttony, do not eat thy neighbor’s wife’s popcorn.
We made it nearly 20 centuries, a bunch of monkeys with PH Ds.