It’s darker than a well diggers ass.
Surviving a tough situation means staying in the fight and maintaining a warrior’s mindset.
The decided to go exploring, be Indiana Jones they don’t have a light they don’t have a map you’re a screwed with a capital S.
I ran across a rattlesnake once in New Mexico, you know what I did with it, chopped its head off and we ate it.
You’ve always got to have a plan B. You’ve got to be able to shift gears and find a new course of action.
If you don’t have your game-face on, you’re going to go home either to a hospital or to a casket.
I’m not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers.
The same water that will kill you, drown you, give you hypothermia is the same water that will help you survive.
It kind of sounds like the noise a goat would make if you punched it in the face.
This is teamwork; this is what it’s all about.
What do you say to a guy that says a tree’s sexy.
Sandals are made out of rubber, and when lit on fire burn black.
It’s alright if you lose a few battles, but as long as you win the war, that’s all that matters.
Hiking up a hill is an ass kicker, going downhill is a little easier.
Clear water is always suspect.
The moon just crapped the bed.
If you fall from here, if you’re not dead you’re gonna wish you were.