If you want me to treat your ideas with more respect, get some better ideas.
I am not responsible for actions of the imaginary version of me you have inside your head.
Damn real live people, getting in the way of peaceful ideals.
To everyone who thinks writing a sequel should be easy because you’ve already created the universe: Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! Heh. No.
The problem with aging is not that it’s one damn thing after another – it’s every damn thing, all at once, all the time.
Well, that’s science fiction television for you, though,” Abnett said. “Someone’s got to be the red shirt.
What is it like when you lose someone you love?” Jane asked. “You die, too. And you wait around for your body to catch up.
I do not mind when you tell me what you want and put that first instead of last.
Dirk Moeller didn’t know if he could fart his way into a major diplomatic incident. But he was ready to find out.
God is a hack,” he said. “He’s a writer on an awful science fiction television show, and He can’t plot His way out of a box. How do you have faith when you know that?
Part of what makes us human is what we mean to other people, and what people mean to us.
Now, you may think that this is some sort of generalized hatred that I will carry for the lot of you. Let me assure you that this is not the case. Each of you will fail, but you will fail in your own unique way, and therefore I will dislike each of you on an individual basis.
You would rather face a life without me than to have me choose a life I would not choose for myself.
Sooner or later the Narrative will come for each of us.
If your social consciousness seems stuck in 1975, 2014 is gonna be a rough ride.
As a reader, I have a very short attention span and a low tolerance for boredom, and I find that comes in handy with my writing. If I get bored writing something, I pity the people who will then try to read it.
When you’re a kid all you want to do is be somewhere else.
The Scooby gang doesn’t travel because they are looking for crimes to solve. They travel because they’re one step ahead of the deprogrammers. Somehow, Fred’s got them all snookered. It probably has something to do with the Scooby Snacks.
My marriage had its ups and downs like anyone’s, but when it came down to it, I knew it was solid. I miss that sort of security, and that sort of connection with someone.
If your flirting strategy is indistinguishable from harassment, it’s not everyone else that’s the problem.