Those of us who write spend our entire lives in an endless English class.
The problem is I want to do everything. I really love all of it, and I love every aspect of movie-making and storytelling, and I love television, I love the Internet. I wish I had time to do absolutely everything.
I’m a very gentle man, not unlike Gandhi.
Lockheed! You found me! You are the best X-Dragon ever.
I set out in television with one simple goal: to purchase a Russian bride. Didn’t work out. Immigration stuff – it’s complicated.
I’m not a control freak – I’m a control enthusiast.
No one’s going to go see the story of Othello going to get a peaceful divorce.
I’m not big on regret. It’s not on my schedule.
They can take everything away from me, but they can never take my pride, unless I somehow get some.
As we all know, blinking lights means science.
I leave the world in terrible turmoil. I come back, same turmoil. Nothing at all different. Well, outfits are a little different...
If I had created reality television I would have had a much greater influence, but then I would have had to KILL MYSELF.
Everyone has their first date and the object is to hide your flaws. And then you’re in a relationship, and it’s all about hiding your disappointment. And then, once you’re married, it’s about hiding your sins.
I believe we are the only sentient beings in the universe, and I believe that 500 years from now, we will still be the only sentient beings around.
What you cut out becomes part of the story you tell.
How did you find me here? If I was blind, I would see you. Stay with me. Forever. That’s the whole point. I’ll never leave. Not even if you kill me.
The news isn’t there to tell you what happened. It’s there to tell you what it wants you to hear or what it thinks you want to hear.
How do you know your Colossus is the genuine article in the first place? I read his mind. I matched his DNA. I smelled him. I also did that.
You give my regards to St. Peter, or whoever has his job, but in Hell.
Every time somebody opens their mouth they have an opportunity to do one of two things – connect or divide.