We say grace and we say ma’am. If you ain’t in to that, we don’t give a damn.
My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne.
You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don’t step on my cowboy boots.
Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living.
The greatest of men, they don’t get too big to cry. They just loose faith in love and life.
You’re singing a song about making love to your drummer, well gay guitar pickers don’t turn me on.
Why don’t we all just get a long-neck?
If they don’t have the Grand Ole Opry, like they do in Tennessee, just send me to hell or New York City, it would be about the same to me.
Some were beggars, some were kings, and some were masters of the arts. But in their shame they’re all the same, these men with broken hearts.
I’m for turning off the tube and turning down the light, cause I’m for nothing else but me and you tonight.
I went and got a tire tool out of my truck, and straightened him out as cold as a block of ice. It was an attitude adjustment, and it’ll work every time.
The presidents against Congress, the Senate is against the House, people are against politicians, and I’m against cats in the house.
They let dangerous men out of prison now, yes sir, I’m afraid it’s so. Cause they’re over crowded and it was only his fifth offense.
I’d put Hank Williams picture on one hundred dollar bills.
I had a good friend in New York City.
Have pity on a dinosaur.
Old Hank would be proud, and Elvis would too, cause we like our country mixed with some big city blues.
It’s all over but the crying.
He plead insanity like they do now all the time. Sir, what would you have done in 1859?
We gotta control inflation, quit spending our money on everything. But this years tax increase, why it’s the biggest in history.