If you’re anything like me there are days when you’re convinced you know more than everyone around you. Which is often confirmed by your interactions with people.
When you have a good script you’re almost in more trouble than when you have a terrible script.
It’s like I have a loaded gun in my mouth and I like the taste of metal.
I think a hero is someone who, if abroad or traveling, they go to the GOOP website to see what shops to go to, what restaurants to eat at, what clothes to buy, and they do that not fearlessly but in spite of their fear.
Give me a scotch, I’m starving.
Everyone has a story, and the story changes, and the more I can root into the truth of things – it’s so hard – I don’t think anyone ever really puts it all together. But somewhere along the way it all became fused.
You know, when you’re part of a comedic duo, you can take breaks. It’s kind of like having a partner that is good with a kid.
I think that the power is the principle. The principle of moving forward, as though you have the confidence to move forward, eventually gives you confidence when you look back and see what you’ve done.
It was a democracy in the truest and most frustrating and most rewarding sense of the word. Anybody could come in and say, “You know, I’m just not cool with that.” We’d be like, “Who’s that?” “Oh, I was just cleaning the trailers.” It was nuts.
Tofu is the root of all evil, and there’s only one thing that can change a man’s mind, and that’s a modified Uzi with an extra-long clip.
Pick a dysfunction and it’s a family problem.
Sometimes you just gotta be drop-kicked out of the nest.
Nobody learns a German aria overnight, except Jared Harris.
Look, even bad years are pretty good years I think.
Discipline for me is about respect. It’s not even about self-respect; it’s about respect for life and all it offers.
I was kind of like chasing my tail and trying to do the right thing, and was a little bit stupid. Or irresponsible, which is the same thing I guess. It’s just been really busy and I had a lot of great opportunities.
If you’re doing a drama that has some comedic elements you can’t forget that it’s primarily a very serious film that has some light relief.
I really don’t want to thank my wife because I could be bussing tables at the Daily Grill right now if not for her. Jesus, what a gig that’d be.
Nothing’s a break for me. Not even the breaks are breaks.
I make faces for cash and chicken.