On the last day of school we had a class party, with cupcakes and Island Punch. I drank eight cups of it. Island Punch is my favorite drink.
And now she was going. She was going to walk up the steps leading to the silver bird that would gobble her up, holding her in its belly until it reached its faraway destination, where it would spit her out. In one piece, she hoped.
That’s right! And I’m going to tell him exactly how I got these stains on my.
And even more, I’m going to see to it that he’s happy!
One night my father came home from the office all excited. He told us Mr. and Mrs. Yarby were coming to New York. He’s the president of the Juicy-O company. He.
Help the Retarded. Two.
I wonder what it’s like watching ladies try on underwear all day? I’d really like to get a look at that!
We all have to make decisions. I’m not saying it’s easy. But you don’t have to collapse every time you come face-to-face with an obstacle.
There’s a lot of stuff you know and you don’t even know how you know it!
The next day, when I got up, Fudge’s bed was empty. He doesn’t know you’re supposed to sleep late when.
When I heard that I got so mad I kicked a closet.
There might be no tomorrow and even if there is, nobody gives a damn.
Cutchie-Cutchie-Coo.
Especially since my mother says Grandma is too much of an influence on me.
Before the end of the week, Fudge asked the big question. “How did the baby get inside you, Mommy?” So.
Life is a series of unlikely events, isn’t it?
I must – I must – I must increase my bust.
For the rest of her life, every lovers’ quarrel would remind Vix of this night, this night when anger crackled in the air. She vowed then and there no guy would ever make her feel that bad.
When you’re without problems,” Clare said, “you’re dead.
Everyone knew Eleanor was the smartest person in their class. So when she said sabotage the rest of them went scrambling for the Merriam-Webster dictionary.