I know I got to be right now Cause I can’t get much wronger.
So I hope that there are people out there laughing. Laugh loud, please. Laugh until your lungs give out because I will have the last laugh.
I worked a telemarketing job. I always worked those because I always knew how to talk to people and I always knew how to sell because my father was a salesman. He used to sell vacuum cleaners, payroll services to companies, so that was natural for me to go into sales.
I’m the smartest celebrity you’ve ever dealt with. I’m not Britney Spears.
Couldn’t afford a car so he named his daughter Alexis.
Could have sworn her breastses was sending me messages.
Me and my girl split the buffet at KFC.
Love your haters – they’re your biggest fans.
In the night, I hear ’em talk. Coldest story ever told. Somewhere far along this road he lost his soul.
What doesn’t kill me, can only make me stronger.
We rappers are role models.
I eventually want to be the anchor of the first trillion-dollar company.
I hope we don’t see no paparazzi today. Because I’m still getting acquainted with these jogging pants I threw on. Like, ‘That’s not my statement!’
I ain’t crazy, I’m just not satisfied.
Talkin’, talkin, talkin’, talk. Baby, let’s just knock it off. They don’t know what we been through. They don’t know ’bout me and you.
God show me the way because the Devil trying to break me down.
I don’t like to say something’s weird when it’s innovative and fresh.
We have the ability to approach our race like ants, or we have the ability to approach our race like crabs.
I’m giving all that I have in this life. I’m opening up my notebook and I’m saying everything in there out loud.
Respect my trendsetting abilities. Once that happens, everyone wins.