Simon: Anyone ever tell you your sense of timing really sucks? Derek: That’s why I don’t play the drums. Now what’s up?
So I was right, wasn’t I? It’s still you, even in wolf form.? He grunted. No sudden uncontrollable urges to go kill something?? He rolled his eyes. Hey, you’re the one who was worried.? I paused. ‘And I don’t smell like dinner, right?’ I got a real look for that one. Just covering all the bases.
Kids who don’t eavesdrop on adult conversations are doomed to a childhood of ignorance.
He balled up my discarded sweatshirt and put it against his shoulder. “Go on,” he said. “I don’t bite.” “And from what I hear, that’s a good thing.” He gave a rumbling chuckle. “Yeah, it is.” I leaned against his shoulder.
Urban survival rule 22: Never annoy an armed man.
You know children, always playing with the forces of darkness.
If you say ‘we’re in this together,’ I’m going to hurl.
He wore sweatpants and a T-shirt and had stopped in the middle of the hall, furiously scratching one bare forearm. “Fleas?” I said.
And he says I have lousy timing.