Sometimes I wish I could put an expiration date on my quotes.
I’m sorry, but you just made me lose my sense of humor, which is deeply regrettable.
If you write something wrong enough, I’ll be glad to make up a new witticism just for you.
It would be possible to optimize some forms of goto, but I haven’t bothered.
Perhaps I’m missing the gene for making enemies.
Any false value is gonna be fairly boring in Perl, mathematicians notwithstanding.
A ‘goto’ in Perl falls into the category of hard things that should be possible, not easy things that should be easy.
Not that I have anything much against redundancy. But I said that already.
If you and I always agree, then one of us is redundant.
What you’ll need most is courage. It is not an easy path that you’ve set your foot upon.
So please don’t think I have a ‘down’ on the MVS people. I’m just pulling off their arms to beat other people over the head with.
Psychotics are consistently inconsistent. The essence of sanity is to be inconsistently inconsistent.
I don’t believe I’ve ever cuddled my elses.
I wouldn’t ever write the full sentence myself, but then, I never use goto either.
It’s appositival, if it’s there. And it doesn’t have to be there. And it’s really obvious that it’s there when it’s there.
The way I see it, if you declare something portable, you’ll always be wrong, and if you declare it non-portable, you’ll always be right.
It’s easy to solve the halting problem with a shotgun.
I’d make people say ‘use Fork;’ if I thought I could get away with it.
I’m afraid my gut level reaction is basically, proceed is cute, but cute doesn’t cut it in the emergency room.
One operator is no big deal. That can be fixed in a jiffy.