People who don’t think shouldn’t talk.
I’m not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.
All that matters is what we do for each other.
Curiouser and curiouser.
If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense.
If you want to inspire confidence, give plenty of statistics. It does not matter that they should be accurate, or even intelligible, as long as there is enough of them.
In some ways, you know, people that don’t exist, are much nicer than people that do.
Speak roughly to your little boy and beat him when he sneezes! he only does it to annoy, because he knows it teases!
My dear, here we must run as fast as we can, just to stay in place. And if you wish to go anywhere you must run twice as fast as that.
Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn’t, it ain’t. That’s logic.
The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday – but never jam today.
No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time.
Yes, that’s it! Said the Hatter with a sigh, it’s always tea time.
Rule Forty-two. All persons more than a mile high to leave the court.
Alice: This is impossible. The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is.
Life, what is it but a dream?
No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise.
One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.
Words mean more than we mean to express when we use them: so a whole book ought to mean a great deal more than the writer meant.