Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
I like my clothes tight enough to show I’m a woman, but loose enough to show I’m a lady.
A woman in love can’t be reasonable – or she probably wouldn’t be in love.
He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
A hard man is good to find.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
Let’s get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini...
For a long time I was ashamed of the way I lived. Did I reform, you ask? No. I’m not ashamed anymore.
I’ve always taken men just as I found ’em, and thank heavens I’ve been able to find ’em.
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I’m tired.
Don’t cry for a man who’s left you – the next one may fall for your smile.
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
Never mind about the six feet. Let’s talk about the seven inches.
Marriage? I ain’t got time for a husband or child. All my life I’ve looked after myself as if I was my own child.
I like a man what takes his time.