Preserving tradition has become a nice hobby, like stamp collecting.
To understand someone, find out how he spends his money.
True self is the part of us that does not change when circumstances do.
Regret for wasted time is more wasted time.
Why not – is a slogan for an interesting life.
Advice is more agreeable in the mouth than in the ear.
Astrology: do we make a hullabaloo among the stars, or do they make a hullabaloo down here?
After rejection – misery, then thoughts of revenge, and finally, oh well, another try elsewhere.
Rereading, we find a new book.
The aftermath of joy is not usually more joy.
When a paradox is widely believed, it is no longer recognized as a paradox.
Every path to a new understanding begins in confusion...
To appear well dressed, be skinny and tall.
If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist’s office would be full of luminous ideas.
Complainers change their complaints, but they never reduce the amount of time spent in complaining.
If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements.
Procrastination makes easy things hard, hard things harder.
The time I kill is killing me.
Living alone makes it harder to find someone to blame.
Cure for an obsession: get another one.