Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you! – Russ Cargill.
I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try.’ Homer Simpson.
English? Who needs that? I’m never going to England.
Your lyrics lack subtlety! You can’t just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!
Painted on shirts went over so well I thought, why not painted on pants? Well, the big shot manager at Krusty Burger didn’t agree!
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.
You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.
Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.
In ‘Futurama,’ the skin color is no longer yellow. They have actually evolved to cartoon skin tone. But they still have four fingers.
I think people who work in comedy and humor are hesitant to analyze it too much, because you feel like if you take it apart, you’ll break it and not be able to put it back together again.
Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life’s problems.
A lot of people believe that if everybody just did what they were told – obeyed – everything would be fine. But that’s not what life is all about. That’s not real. It’s never going to happen.
Part of the fun of being alive is knowing that you’re annoying the hell out of someone else.
I’ve been deadline-driven for my whole grown-up life, and that hasn’t gone away. It is nice to be able to reflect about the big picture, about what kind of stories you want to tell, and how to take advantage of success.
Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do?
I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls.
I always thought that television was the way to go in my goal to invade pop culture because it got to towns in which there were no bookstores. That’s how I used to think of it: How do I reach kids who not only don’t read but probably have no access to much in the way of books?