I think it’s perfectly acceptable and rather admirable to be moderately delusional.
Take criticism, smash it into dust. Add color and use it to paint breathtaking images of unicorns frolicking through endless fields of greatness.
If you’re lucky enough to find a weird – never let them go.
At my sexiest, I look like an androgenous Muppet.
I’m usually pretty lame when it comes to physical activity, but I’m like a Jedi on the badminton court. It’s as if my body was built specifically for it – tall and lanky, with wrists like mousetraps.
I’m obsessed with coffee. My doctor says if I don’t cut back, I am going to permanently damage my esophagus. No joke.
My heroes have always been the hardworking and unflappable. Those who light a candle rather than curse the darkness.
I’ve seen so many beautiful curvy women gain success in hollywood and then wither into bobble headed stick figures in some grotesque attempt to fit a revolting hollywood trend. I like real women, not the broomsticks that Hollywood has been selling lately.
I studied directing prior to acting and I’ve done music videos and documentaries and things that were sort of well-received.
I really cite Walt Disney as teaching me everything I know. It sounds crazy, but I’m serious! In ‘Bambi,’ the mother dies, but you don’t see the corpse. You see the father, the stag, come up and you see ‘Bambi’ alone, and that has so much more impact than seeing a mutilated deer.
My favorite time of year is October, Halloween is my favorite holiday, and I know that watching horror movies was such a special thing to me as a child and my only dream is that I get to make it feel like Halloween all year round for other kids, for other weirdos like me.
I live in my own bubble. I’m in Gublerland.
Cargo pants freak me out. Too many pockets. I always forget where my wallet is.
I’ve taken magic lessons since I was five-years-old. When I was little I would wear a top hat and cape, and I’d get relentlessly beat up by jocks. That’s why I don’t care for sports.
I was horrified of the dark. I realized that the only way I could get over that fear was by scaring other people, so I became obsessed with ghost stories, drawing monsters, watching monster movies, sneaking into horror movies, and it’s just been the love of my life forever.
I just love entertaining. I will do anything – stand-up comedy, video games, fencing, internet shorts – I just want to keep being lucky enough to entertain people anyway I can. I try never to limit my art to a medium.
I’ve always had the utmost respect and awe of what the lens can do and what a director can do with just a camera move.
My dream is to make the world’s scariest PG movie. Because I feel that if you can do that, then you’ve done something special.
My parents instilled a very strong work ethic in me from a young age, fortunately.