No computer, no gadget, no trickery. I am an animal, it is a plant. I will beat the weed!
There are certain nights you and your image just aren’t in the same bed.
My father – who I know is up there right now, with a big pot of gumbo, he’s got a lemon meringue pie, he’s probably in his underwear, and he’s got a cold can of Miller Lite – and he’s dancing.
Life’s barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you get good at.
The law says you cannot touch, but I see a lot of lawbreakers up in this house.
I love it. It’s silly to say that it is a world of false and stupid people. Sure there are witches and swindlers, but you can meet there many creative, talented and generous persons too. Hollywood is a pleasant place, when you are hip to the game and you enjoy it for what it is really.
I know who I am. And after all these years, there’s a victory in that.
When you’ve got God, you got a friend. And that friend is you.
Cynicism can be funny. But it’s the easy way. You’ll forget to enjoy anything. I try to make the evolving choice, the forward-moving, life-giving choice. Just keep living, man.
I’m not trying to put on airs for anybody. I’m only trying to impress myself by doing the best job I can do.
Yes, it is the Big Easy, home of the shortest hangover on the planet, where libation can greet you on Monday morning with the same smile as it did on Saturday night.
I never go online on my iPhone. Sometimes I’m tempted but I remind myself and the kids – it’s a tool. Use it as a tool. You’re not the tool. My iPhone, 85% of the time I’m writing down ideas.
My life is the road, man. I need to keep moving.
My rule is to break one sweat a day.
I’ve got a great sense of humor, and if I’m able to say or do something in a movie that people feel like they want to repeat, that’s hugely flattering.
I like to customize things. I customized the back of old Lincoln to be my mobile office. I had one of those little laptop desks like in a police car, and I had a cooler in there, so that was my mobile office.
If you want your hair to be thicker, cut it when the moon is about to be full – a heavy, full, waxing moon. Do not cut it when the moon’s waning.
There’s two sorts of fear: one you embrace and one you should listen to and turn the other way.
I had a van that I customized so I could basically live out of that while I traveled and then I graduated to an Airstream. I’ve got three Airstreams now and they’re all customized different ways. The good thing about those is there’s not enough square footage to blow all your money.
I want to thank God because that’s who I look up to. He’s graced my life with opportunities. He’s shown me that it’s a scientific fact that gratitude reciprocates.