That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
You want to be a writer? Start writing. You want to be a filmmaker? Start shooting stuff on your phone right now.
I have some good friends of my own who happen to be gay, and when it comes to gay, straight, or whatever, I’m for anything life-affirmative. I’m for gay power, straight power, male power, female power; everybody should feel empowered without oppressing anyone who’s different.
There’s a difference in thinking you are a champion and knowing that you are.
We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music.
Offers dried up after a few years and it was like I had fallen off the radar.
I personally don’t like to go see romantic comedies. But people do want to see them, and they seem to want to see me in them.
I hated repeating myself. The last films I’ve done – not once did I ever have the feeling that I was dialing it in.
No computer, no gadget, no trickery. I am an animal, it is a plant. I will beat the weed!
There are certain nights you and your image just aren’t in the same bed.
My father – who I know is up there right now, with a big pot of gumbo, he’s got a lemon meringue pie, he’s probably in his underwear, and he’s got a cold can of Miller Lite – and he’s dancing.
Life’s barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you get good at.
The law says you cannot touch, but I see a lot of lawbreakers up in this house.
I love it. It’s silly to say that it is a world of false and stupid people. Sure there are witches and swindlers, but you can meet there many creative, talented and generous persons too. Hollywood is a pleasant place, when you are hip to the game and you enjoy it for what it is really.
I know who I am. And after all these years, there’s a victory in that.
When you’ve got God, you got a friend. And that friend is you.
Cynicism can be funny. But it’s the easy way. You’ll forget to enjoy anything. I try to make the evolving choice, the forward-moving, life-giving choice. Just keep living, man.
I’m not trying to put on airs for anybody. I’m only trying to impress myself by doing the best job I can do.
Yes, it is the Big Easy, home of the shortest hangover on the planet, where libation can greet you on Monday morning with the same smile as it did on Saturday night.
I never go online on my iPhone. Sometimes I’m tempted but I remind myself and the kids – it’s a tool. Use it as a tool. You’re not the tool. My iPhone, 85% of the time I’m writing down ideas.