You know how Burger King often employs mentally handicapped people to wipe down tables at their restaurants? What those people are to Burger King, paralegals are to lawyers. It’s the lowest job you can possibly get and still technically be considered in the legal profession.
Did my fingering turn you gay? I hope not.
The thing that I think is the most important is taking moments to express your appreciation to your partner. A thank you or a quick kiss can go a long way toward affirming your relationship and commitment to each other. That’s not hard to do even when you’re juggling insane careers and three kids.
I don’t think I was awake for much of my childhood. I did a lot of napping. This might have been a defensive measure against encroaching depression. Until about the age of eleven or twelve, I had zero interests other than trying to steal gumballs from supermarket gumball machines.
Super excited about things I’m going to do; never excited about things I’m actually doing.
I don’t chase after things, but I put forward the effort and know the rest of it is out of my hands.
Internet fame is like regular fame only without all the annoying ‘money’ and ‘power.’
I don’t necessarily self-identify as a writer, ’cause it implies a certain level of intelligence.