I’m just happy I’m not a phoney.
My power is discombobulatingly devastating.
Most writers, in my opinion, are dysfunctional derelicts.
Common sense is so very simple but very difficult to grasp.
Sarah Palin met the wombshifter! Old Sarah and the wombshifter.
What really amazed me was when I sent a suit out for cleaning, forgetting that $700 was in the pocket. They sent the suit back to me. If that happened in New York, both money and suit would be gone.
I could have knocked him out in the 3rd round but I wanted to do it slowly, So he would remember this night for a long time.
I didn’t know how to be any other way. I felt like one of those barbarian kings just coming to conquer the Roman Empire.
My life’s not tragic at all. How many guys do you know who are bankrupt and just bought a $3 million house and are getting ready to get $6 million more?
I hate to cry and I hate to sound like sour grapes, but no one ever listens to me. No one ever hears what I have to say.
I’m just trying to change my life because I’m not above killing any drug dealer for money.
I just want them to keep bringing guys on and I’am going to strip them of their health. I bring pain a lot of pain.
I’m not a good-looking guy. I don’t care if my nose gets mashed.
I don’t want to be grotesque, but when you’re 330 pounds, it’s hard to wipe your ass. You know?
I can’t change myself. I’m Mike Tyson. I’m a regular kid from the getto striving to do something positive with myself. I happen to fight well.
I can talk about humility, but I’m not humble. I mean, if you say, I’m humble, you’ve just contradicted yourself. But I’m trying to be, man, I’m trying so hard.
I’m here to serve God and be of service. I’m nothing; everything out here is a lot bigger than me.
We live in a society where we basically live and strive on what people think about us. We’re more visual people so what we see is basically what we believe which is not necessarily true.
Everybody thinks this is a tough man’s sport. This is not a tough man’s sport. This is a thinking man’s sport. A tough man is gonna get hurt real bad in this sport.
If my children will live a better life than I did by my getting brain damage, by my being brain dead, then let it be.