We have one life; it soon will be past; what we do for God is all that will last.
Children make you want to start life over.
There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.
At home I am a nice guy: but I don’t want the world to know. Humble people, I’ve found, don’t get very far.
Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all.
The one without dreams is the one without wings.
I was saying “I’m the greatest” long before I believed it.
Only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone and hospitalized a brick.
My only fault is that I don’t realize how great I really am.
Love is a net that catches hearts like a fish.
I wish people would love everybody else the way they love me. It would be a better world.
Your body is sacred. You’re far more precious than diamonds and pearls, and you should be covered too.
I’m so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.
Why do I want my wife to show off her panties when the wind blows? Horses show their behinds, and cows and mules, not humans.
I shook up the world.
There are no pleasures in a fight but some of my fights have been a pleasure to win.
You can go to Japan, China, all the European, African, Arab, and South American countries, and man, they know me. I can’t name a nation where they don’t know me.
They used to draw cartoons of Jews in Germany. Later they started killing them in the Holocaust.
There’s a reason I’m known – to bring people to Allah, to God.
True success is reaching our potential without compromising our values.