I like anything that’s edible...
Cause I’m Irish, and everyone remembers me.
Do you think anybody knows that I’m Irish?
I think there’s nothing wrong with eating all the time. At least i’m not doing anything illegal.
I’m an emotional guy, so I don’t have to worry about a girl trying to get me to open up.
I was starstruck by Michelle Obama. She’s an amazing-looking lady, and I’m a massive Barack Obama fan anyway.
I wonder if anyone thinks of me when they can’t fall asleep at night.
I used to have an imaginary friend named Michael.
Red Bull doesn’t give you wings, it just makes ya sick.
I’ve not actually been on too many dates.
I just like sitting at home, chilling and watching a movie.
I’d always walk my girlfriend home. I’m too protective!
I want to live forever! I want to learn how to fly high!
I can’t help but look for my future wife in the crowd.
I’m not really a flirt; I just try to be myself.
Simon Cowell is tight. That’s why he’s so successful – he’s able to keep his money to himself.
I hate to see a guy who insults a girl or is bad with her. Immediately I think she would be better if she was with me.
When I have time off, all I want to do is do nothing.
I want a girlfriend who eats as much as I do, which is a lot.
When i was 12 all of my friends had girlfriends and i didn’t, i felt lonely so i asked my mom to date me.