In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.
So, twice a week, I go to a beauty salon and have my hair blown dry. It’s cheaper by far than psychoanalysis, and much more uplifting.
When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. But when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it’s your laugh.
Most of us live our lives devoid of cinematic moments.
The hardest thing about writing is writing.
Suddenly, one day, there was this thing called parenting. Parenting was serious. Parenting was fierce. Parenting was solemn. Parenting was a participle, like going and doing and crusading and worrying.
If you’re looking for monogamy, you’d better marry a swan.
One of the best things about directing movies, as opposed to merely writing them, is that there’s no confusion about who’s to blame: You are.
Getting older means you don’t have to shave your legs anymore.
If Sigmund Freud had watched Phil Donahue he would never have wondered what women want.
I am not a new journalist, whatever that is. I just sit here at the typewriter and bang away at the old forms.
The divorce has lasted way longer than the marriage, but finally it’s over.
You can’t meet someone until you become what you’re becoming.
These days most women have jobs that last way too long. A lot of people in New York barely have time to get laid.
I don’t want to be someone that you’re settling for. I don’t want to be someone that anyone settles for. Marriage is hard enough without bringing such low expectations into it, isn’t it?
Eat every meal as if it’s your last; when the last one comes, you probably won’t be very hungry.
We all look good for our age. Except for our necks.
I don’t write a word of the article until I have the lead. It just sets the whole tone – the whole point of view. I know exactly where I’m going as soon as I have the lead.
If your husband is cheating on you with a carhop, get Meryl Streep to play you. You’ll feel much better.
I have for many years been puzzled by the persistence of Hugh Hefner. Why is he still here?