Don’t you think baby corns are scary? There’s just something wrong about their midget bodies.
Nuns freak me out.
Your as slow as a fat kid on crutches.
My cat is not insane, she’s just a really good actress.
But we’re going to smile and pretend we’re fine with the dorky birthmas gifts because people do not get that they can’t mush a birthday into christmas.
And when you love someone you don’t always see them realistically.
He’s not the brightest crayola in the pack.
I’ve found that the way a person feels about cats-and the way they feel about him or her in return-is usually an excellent gauge by which to measure a person’s character.
Fear and Bigotry are bred fom isolation and ignorance. -Shekinah.
I stifled a sigh and ignored the Imprinted Drunk Vision Girl.
Give me strength, not to be better than my enemies, but to defeat my greatest enemy, the doubts within myself. Give me strength for a straight back and clear eyes, so when life fades, as the setting sun, my spirit may come to you without shame.
Water, we go to you dirty and rise from you clean.
Just when I thought my day couldnt get any worse, I saw the dead guy next to my locker.
Light always underestimates the viciousness of Darkness.
I’m a monster, not a moron.
You’ll see. She can be nice sometimes.
You and I are bound. We will be each other’s salvation, or each other’s doom.
I don’t want any of this. I just want to be what I was before you showed up here and all hell broke loose. I want to be popular and dating the hottest guy in school. Now I’m none of those things, and I’m a human who has scary visions and don’t know what to do about any of it.
Gender preference does not define you. Your spirit defines you.
Get thee behind me, Satan!