Everyone knows that in real life, fictionally handsome men are vacuous vessels of Satan.
We all belong to ourselves, until we have children. Then our children lease us for as long as they want.
Little did he know, I possessed no feminine wiles. Only the willies and the hibby jibbies.
He reminded me of the Viking god Thor, if Thor had been a reclusive federal game warden from Texas with excellent manners.
Over the years I’d learned absence doesn’t make the heart grow fonder. The heart becomes wary, somnolent and cynical during periods of prolonged absence, burdened with cares and fears borne in solitude. However, absence does make the body greedy and irrationally amorous with frustrated need.
You’ll know one day, Cletus. You’ll discover what it’s like to find the other part of yourself. You’ll know it’s her, only her, always her. Maybe not right away, but eventually you’ll know. She’ll be your beginning, middle, and end. And your intentions won’t matter. Love brings its own intentions, and all other plans, hopes, and dreams fade to insignificance in the face of love.
Don’t Drink and DERIVE, Alcohol and Calculus Don’t Mix.
Greg crossed to me, his gaze moving in a slow, cherishing path over my features. “If you knew how I saw you, how I think of you, your ego would become unmanageable.
Attending to injustice, no matter how small, is always a worthy cause.
Stop it.” Cletus snapped his fingers in front of our faces. “I hate it when you two mind-meld through your eyeballs.
Not sure if it was compliment, or an insult, or a complisult.
Me want Martin flavored cookie! Me want cookie now!!
Who is your famous crush? If a super-hot Hollywood actor who also happened to be a great person wanted to take you home – and the lights stayed on during the deed – what would you do? I mean, not in theory. Honestly, what would you do?” Claire looked at me for a long moment then asked, “Would I get a heads up a few months ahead of time? So I could eat low carb and start working out?” “No.” “Then, honestly, I’d run the other way.
I’d kiss you but I don’t want our beards to tangle.
You’re disgusting and that’s completely misogynistic. What if the hook-up girl is using you just as much as you’re using her? What if she’s just having fun? This is the problem with society. When a guy sleeps around, he’s sewing oats. When a girl does it, she’s a hook-up girl.
In all honesty, I’d enjoyed the horse ride more than the man ride. At least the horse had been a stallion. Looking back, my lab TA was more like a Shetland pony – hairy and small.
If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.” – Robert Frost.
Duct tape is man’s answer to electrons and protons. It’s how we keep matter together.
I treasure my sleep over the wellbeing or interests of my loved ones.
You have your own room in my heart. It’s yours. Stay as long as you want; it will always be there for you.