There’s nothing worse than watching an old wrinkly guy going, ‘Hey, baby.’ You’re like, ‘Dude, that’s lame.’ It’s cool to fall in love and grow old with someone.
First he threw out all of his records, trashed his heart and then he went to sleep.
I wonder if killing yourself is the only thing you can control in your entire life, and that’s why it’s a sin. Because you’re beating God at his own game.
It wasn’t me! Look at how little I am. I’m a little guy.
I’m not a real big fan of penises. Like my own, whenever I look at it, I just don’t find anything attractive about it. I can’t believe girls are into it. It blows my mind a little bit.
For the most part, I hang out in my back yard with my dog, but there’s no paparazzi trying to check that out.
I don’t have an issue finding guys attractive.
As a kid, I always went to therapists; the first time was when my parents were separated on my sixth birthday, then on and off since then.
I’ll be honest: I was a super-late bloomer, and I was kind of a prude.
It’s bizarre to have both a super-connected and disconnected world. Like, you can use Twitter in the most narcissistic way. Do people really need to know that I’m drinking a latte right now? It’s so indulgent.
The hardest part of watching someone watching me is making it appear that I’m not watching.
Everyone has learned how to monetize music except the music industry.
I wish I had never taken naked pictures of myself on a phone to send to a girl. It’s the worst thing ever.
With marriage and fatherhood, I’ve finally found two fixed points in my life. They’ve taught me patience. They’ve also taught me that I don’t need to feel guilty about being happy. My emotional seasons are less extreme.
It was the single best sexual encounter I’ve ever had. We were in the Soho Grand Hotel, and there was a mirror, and I was like, ‘Oh my God, you’re banging the girl of your dreams and you’re watching it right now.’
The Worst part of acting like a jerk isn’t when you’re doing it. Its when you realize you were.
She pulls me toward her, tells me, “You’re sweet, you know that?” I crack a smile. Life will not tear us apart this time. Our hearts will see to it.
I like individual scents on a girl, so you always recognize her and you keep her separate from other people in your head. I really love Egyptian musk. I’ve even gone to the mall and sprayed perfumes and just smelled them. I’m creepy. So creepy.
We’re just like a movie based on a book – almost, but not quite as good.
I think Kurt Cobain and Nirvana represent this giant wave that came crashing in and turned music on its head again, and there’s definitely something to be said for that.